Funny Poems

THE silver trumpets rang across the Dome:
The people knelt upon the ground with awe:
And borne upon the necks of men I saw,
Like some great God, the Holy Lord of Rome.
Priest-like, he wore a robe more white than foam,
And, king-like, swathed himself in royal red,
Three crowns of gold rose high upon his head:
In splendour and in light the Pope passed home.
My heart stole back across wide wastes of years
To One who wandered by a lonely sea,
And sought in vain for any place of rest:
“Foxes have holes, and every bird its nest,
I, only I, must wander wearily,
And bruise my feet, and drink wine salt with tears.”

By Oscar Wilde

I dream about you day by day.
I hear your voice from a mile away.
I hear your whisper in my ear.
I turn around you disappear.

I m not begging you to love me,
I m not really even asking you,
I m not saying come and fill my dream
But isn’t it alright,
If I cherish that hope in my heart?
If I love you, from the core of my heart?
If I dream of just holding your hand,
It will hurt me not you,
I will try to keep my eyes from shining,
When they see you,
And I Promise,
I will try not to smile a special smile,
When u say “HI” to me,
I will try not think about you,
All the way,but, please
Don’t ask me,Not to love you……!!!

You came to my life quietly, simple and the world stood still
I could not say a word or even simple gesture showed
So I love you in silence
Worship you in a distance
Dream of you from a far
The feeling was kept

I wanted to say I love you
I wanted to show you how I care
But became afraid, afraid that you’ll laugh at me
Then in silence I try to find the fulfillment of my unspoken love….!!!!!!

Just stop me in no time
When you feel this is a sin,
Let such moment come
Let me love you in between..

The night will be concluding
With the end of days,
Let this night pass
Let me love you, on the edge..

It was hot when started loving
Coming down it went autumn,
Let this season be unchanged
Let me love you on the bottom ..

Let not these tears incessantly flow
Let not loose your haughty fount
Why do you feel scared loving
Let me love you on the front..

Leave this age burn in jealous
Let this furore turn in sound
Just relax the wrinkle on your forehead
Let me love you all around…

I have turned into a misanthrope like a doper in his death bed.
The lack of your untroubled love eats me from inside.
I’m like a candle without flame like a bird without wings like a black cloud without a silver lining.
Feeling so desperate to feel the warmth of ur arms & the sweetness of your lips or atleast the sound of your honeyed voice in my ears.
Wanting and longing to be rescued from this prison of unbearable pain.
I want back the equanimity only u can bring
The elavated jubiliation in my heart
Wanting to feel the tranquility of ur untroubled love.
I look back at that moment when u were lying here in my arms,solely mine.
But now its gone like a bolt from out of the blue.
I long to live it once again…..

Hey it’s your birthday
The time has come
It’s an important moment
Coming from the Bay

I got you a gift
You can’t figure it out
Please do me a favor
And work my midnight shift

You only have to work till 2
My uniform color is blue
Someone will make a surprise visit
And you’ll never know who

Before you open your gift
Let me help you out
The process won’t be possible
Unless I give you a lift ..

It’s your birthday, so don’t feel down;
Don’t think bad stuff and frown;
Your life should be filled with mirth;
Just look what you’ve done since your birth.

You started out really small,
Now you’re really filled out and tall.
In the beginning you would just cry,
Now you can laugh if you try.

You’ve done quite well since your start,
So as you grow older take heart;
Keep up the good work and don’t be a jerk .

Over the hill but not yet old.
I’m still spunky, so I am told.
My life has been a bumpy ride.
But, my inner-child smiles inside.

As the winter of my life slowly nears.
It’s time for me to switch some gears.
But, while I’m waiting for that time.
I’m kicking and alive at sixty-five.

If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee:
If ever wife was happy in a man,
Compare with me, ye women, if you can.
I prize thy love more than whole mines of gold
Or all the riches that the East doth hold.

My love is such that rivers cannot quench,
Nor ought but love from thee, give recompense.
Thy love is such I can no way repay,
Thy heavens reward thee manifold, I pray.

Then while we live, in love let’s so persevere
Then when we live no more, we may live ever.

by Anne Bradstreet