Funny Poems and Poetry
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When I See You
When I see you,
I see a beautiful creature
full of passion,
and love.
What do you see when you look at me?
am I in the way?
or am I important?
Because you already know
what I see when I look at you.
by: EMO Andi
Give Your Soul
Give your soul to God
and pick up your gun,
it’s time to deal in lead
stick the gun to your head
don’t look back
for your all ready dead.
Goblins
The goblins of the night,
they give me such a fright.
They leave about
this green slime.
I awake, oh it was
just a dream.
No need for a scream.
I look at the clock
for the time,
but it is covered
in green slime!
By Shirley Smothers
I Wish
All I do is cut my wrists.
I will hit you with my fists.
I will drown you with my blood.
I will not give you a cud…..dle.
I want to slit my throat.
Or drown in a moat.
I wish a tiger would eat me alive.
I would not survive.
I could give the devil a high five.
I want him to bury me alive.
Cause he’s my father.
Who is my mother?
Emo emo emo emo emo.
That’s all I can think about cause it’s what I am.
So so so emo.
But I am not blemo.
I want to go into chemo.
I hate it when mozzie’s bite me.
That’s why I want to die.
Too many mozzie’s in this cold, cruel world.
Feel so helpless.
I Lay Here
I lay here,
Thinking of you.
And all the crap you put me through,
The tears i wasted on you…
I wish I never met you…..
By SARAH
Get or Give
If we all gave who would get.
But yet give not what you get.
But be careful to get but not
To give. Don’t get what you
give but be with out a get or a give..
By Shasha
Ode To The Dog
Ode to the dog
That smelled like a bog
He got bit by snake
And hit by a rake
He followed all of us
And got hit by a bus
He went to a vet
And got his back set
He came home with me
And became to be
The very best dog
That smelled like a bog!
By Dylan Davis
Love You
Where am I?
Am I in another dimension?
I guess so…
That’s why I couldn’t get any attention.
But why?!
Why am I here?
This dark, pitch black realm
I can’t even see the floor
Or the door
Or the ceilings
But I still have my feelings.
And there are no walls
And I feel like I’m going to fall.
Did I die?!!
No, this must be a lie!
But the last thing I remember
Was a December night.
I couldn’t express my feelings to her
But neither could she
And one day
I died in a way
She was right there!
In front of me!
The one I love
From above
I heard “I love you” from her lips
I thought this day would never come true.
But in the end…
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Love is to Live
Love is to Live and Live is to Love
Without love i cannot live and without
Life I cannot love. So love and live the life
To the fullest like an ocean seas big and wide
Profoundly, unconditionally and unmeasurable.
I Love without expecting in return better to love
And Live without counting it, give love and you will live.
Even the more you love the more you get hurts
But thats life to live and born to love.
I born to love no matter how hurts, pain deep in my
heart
There’s a joy come’s like a sun shining on me
And makes me feel to love you more and more.
by Merlyn J. Sherwood
My Valentine
Valentines is a day of Love
A love my sweetheart give’s me rose
A sign of how much he love’s me so tender
Give chocolate a sweet as he is
He’s love I always care for.
Valentines is a day to remember
My sweetheart waits me to say a
Happy Valentines day of love
full of joy to share.
by Merlyn J. Sherwood