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		<title>One Summer Night</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:37:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Missing You Poems]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The one summer night i could never forget is the one i spent with you…
just looking at the moon,i never wanted to lose you…
that one summer night i could never forget is the one that leaves memories in my mind,
after all this time… though memories that drift away by the passing day…
i wish i could [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The one summer night i could never forget is the one i spent with you…<br />
just looking at the moon,i never wanted to lose you…<br />
that one summer night i could never forget is the one that leaves memories in my mind,<br />
after all this time… though memories that drift away by the passing day…<br />
i wish i could forget…but i cant… damn do i regret everything i said…<br />
now i just lay on my bed…. thinking, wishing you were here..<br />
f**k these tears that fall down my face,oh do i wish this sadness would disappear…</p>
<p>By Lene Z.</p>
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		<title>Funny Bunny</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Short Funny Poems]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, Funny Bunny
You Make My Day So So Sunny
If You Were The Little Moon In The Sky
I Would Say You Make The Night Sky Shine While Being Up There So High
With Those Big Mighty Ears
I doubt You Have Any Fears&#8230;
By Shaniqua
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, Funny Bunny<br />
You Make My Day So So Sunny<br />
If You Were The Little Moon In The Sky<br />
I Would Say You Make The Night Sky Shine While Being Up There So High<br />
With Those Big Mighty Ears<br />
I doubt You Have Any Fears&#8230;</p>
<p>By Shaniqua</p>
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		<title>Die So Young</title>
		<link>http://www.allfunnypoems.com/death-poems/die-so-young/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:27:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Death Poems]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You die so young at the age of 10 you lie there so happy in your bed ..
then you think of me and how you loved that kiss..but i am gone….
nothing you can do.i am gone i am gone you repeat in your head
but now the pain is to strong because all you love is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You die so young at the age of 10 you lie there so happy in your bed ..<br />
then you think of me and how you loved that kiss..but i am gone….<br />
nothing you can do.i am gone i am gone you repeat in your head<br />
but now the pain is to strong because all you love is drained from your head……<br />
 but when you think of my death an idea pops in your head.<br />
you grab some scissors and you slit your wrists an agonizing weep comes out.<br />
you mom an dad come in but its too late…you lie there so week and limp and there you died.<br />
you bleed from your eye when you cry.<br />
it hurts me so that you did not show your love to me by living.<br />
 so there you lie died and not a live.</p>
<p>By leah brendt<br />
(a poem i dedicate to my lovely lofted dead )</p>
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		<title>Would you?</title>
		<link>http://www.allfunnypoems.com/friendship-poems/would-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 10:33:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Friendship Poems]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If I fell and broke to peices
would you put me back together
if the rain fell in with us apart
would you disregard the weather
If everyone turned their back on me
would you look with open arms
If the world was sharp and full of thorns
would you promise to do no harm
If everyone prodded and poked and pushed
would you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If I fell and broke to peices<br />
would you put me back together<br />
if the rain fell in with us apart<br />
would you disregard the weather<br />
If everyone turned their back on me<br />
would you look with open arms<br />
If the world was sharp and full of thorns<br />
would you promise to do no harm<br />
If everyone prodded and poked and pushed<br />
would you know to let me be<br />
and if all of a sudden I was all alone<br />
would you promise to stay with me.</p>
<p>By Rebelious Angel</p>
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		<title>Full Moon</title>
		<link>http://www.allfunnypoems.com/inspirational-poems/full-moon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 08:43:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Inspirational Poems]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[On a full moon,
He howls all night long.
Soon, very soon,
He will sing his dark song.
He struggles up the mountainside,
Climbs up the stubborn rocks.
The last time, the way he cried,
Made birds fly away in flocks.
He reaches the top,
Looks out into the night.
Walks to the edge and stops,
Lifts his nose to the moonlight.
He takes a deep breath,
And [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On a full moon,<br />
He howls all night long.<br />
Soon, very soon,<br />
He will sing his dark song.</p>
<p>He struggles up the mountainside,<br />
Climbs up the stubborn rocks.<br />
The last time, the way he cried,<br />
Made birds fly away in flocks.</p>
<p><span id="more-78"></span>He reaches the top,<br />
Looks out into the night.<br />
Walks to the edge and stops,<br />
Lifts his nose to the moonlight.</p>
<p>He takes a deep breath,<br />
And howls his lovely song.<br />
The song of life, the song of death,<br />
The song that makes us strong.</p>
<p>By Kittie Chaos</p>
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		<title>The Perfect Friend</title>
		<link>http://www.allfunnypoems.com/friendship-poems/the-perfect-friend/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 07:34:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Friendship Poems]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[She said she is the perfect friend ever
She said she is my best friend
she said she will always accompany me
she said she will never forget me if we are far
she said that she will help me anytime…..
but what, she is gone
she has a new friend
it took only 2 week to end
she is two face
i thought [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She said she is the perfect friend ever<br />
She said she is my best friend<br />
she said she will always accompany me<br />
she said she will never forget me if we are far<br />
she said that she will help me anytime…..</p>
<p>but what, she is gone<br />
she has a new friend<br />
it took only 2 week to end<br />
she is two face</p>
<p>i thought that she is my perfect friend, but it’s not correct<br />
she already die for me&#8230;</p>
<p>By  Aanda Tika</p>
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		<title>Love Struck</title>
		<link>http://www.allfunnypoems.com/love-poems/love-struck/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 17:39:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Love Poems]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I saw him. I stopped.
He looked at me. I smiled.
Our eyes met. I froze.
He smiled. I was breathless.
He winked. I blushed.
He began walking towards me. I was completely lost.
Trapped by love.
By Lizzie (this goes to a guy i met and now we’re friends.)
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I saw him. I stopped.<br />
He looked at me. I smiled.<br />
Our eyes met. I froze.<br />
He smiled. I was breathless.<br />
He winked. I blushed.<br />
He began walking towards me. I was completely lost.<br />
Trapped by love.</p>
<p>By Lizzie (this goes to a guy i met and now we’re friends.)</p>
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		<title>True Love</title>
		<link>http://www.allfunnypoems.com/sad-poems/true-love/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Nov 2008 15:10:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Sad Poems]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[He said we will always be together,
but he left when she got pregnant
i asked was his love true
and told her she was a fool
she cried each night
9 months later sat with her child
calling him everday
and now her son is called M.J.
So now he is calling seeing money all over him
And his son is saying i [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He said we will always be together,<br />
but he left when she got pregnant<br />
i asked was his love true<br />
and told her she was a fool<br />
she cried each night<br />
9 months later sat with her child<br />
calling him everday<br />
and now her son is called M.J.</p>
<p>So now he is calling seeing money all over him<br />
And his son is saying i love you mom<br />
but were over him.</p>
<p>By lady j</p>
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		<title>Peach and Plum</title>
		<link>http://www.allfunnypoems.com/short-funny-poems/peach-and-plum/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Nov 2008 14:57:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A PEACH IS A PEACH,
A PLUM IS A PLUM,
BUT A KISS ISNT A KISS WITHOUT SOME TOUGUE
SO OPEN UR MOUTH N CLOSE UR EYES
N GIVE YOUR TONGUE SOME EXERCISE!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A PEACH IS A PEACH,<br />
A PLUM IS A PLUM,<br />
BUT A KISS ISNT A KISS WITHOUT SOME TOUGUE<br />
SO OPEN UR MOUTH N CLOSE UR EYES<br />
N GIVE YOUR TONGUE SOME EXERCISE!</p>
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		<title>Stupidity Gas</title>
		<link>http://www.allfunnypoems.com/funny-stupid-poems/stupidity-gas/</link>
		<comments>http://www.allfunnypoems.com/funny-stupid-poems/stupidity-gas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Nov 2008 14:52:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Funny Stupid Poems]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Stupidity is what you have
stupidity is what your momma has
yes, you could say it runs in the family
but that is just my stupidity gas&#8230;.
By j-bobizzle
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Stupidity is what you have<br />
stupidity is what your momma has<br />
yes, you could say it runs in the family<br />
but that is just my stupidity gas&#8230;.</p>
<p>By j-bobizzle</p>
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