Funny Poems

The Old Man Of Peru

admin — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 14:48:14 +0000

There was an old man of Peru
Who dreamed he was eating a shoe
He woke up one night
In a terrible fright
And found it was perfectly true!

By Sylmeria

I Remember

admin — Sat, 26 Nov 2011 18:01:55 +0000

I remember the fire
And its warm little glow
The flames were perfect
And the light flickered slow
I remember the warm breeze
That made the fire grow
I remember the flames
That died because of the rain

By Alex

Alone I Cry

admin — Sat, 26 Nov 2011 17:42:49 +0000

Alone I cry at night
Sharp metal pierces my skin again and again
I tryed to fight the tears but they are to powerful.
I am slowly dying inside
Trying not to cry the tears of blood!

As I see my life fading away
Someone hear my cries,
As I slowly die
I feel like a piece of sh*t
No one care and no one will
And all my wounds feel like they will never heal
Its never ending pain
I live my life in painful vein!

By Raeanne

Did You Ever

admin — Sat, 26 Nov 2011 17:31:47 +0000

Did you ever need to cut?
Did you ever need to see your blood to know it was real?

I have.

Did you ever run the blade against your skin over and over?
Did you ever cut anything. and everything?

I have.

Did you ever not bleed?
Did you ever not get that satisfaction?

I have.

Did you ever think it was because you were dead to the one person who cared?
Did you ever think it was because they didn’t care anymore?

I have.

Did you ever think “you dont need this”?
Did you ever want to stop?
yeah, me either..

By Oicuronlyn

The Broken Glass

admin — Sun, 28 Aug 2011 05:25:26 +0000

My eyes turn blurry as the blood flows on the carpet
Everything goes black as turn white
Light head dizzy its all the same
Every day the broken glass cuts and makes a picture on my arms and legs

I smile as I pass out
No ones there for me
So why should I be there for myself
I want to die I now I will die if this keeps happening every day
It gets deeper and more blood drips on the carpet
The broken glass is my friend the only one I have
Broken glass will end it all

By Kayla

I See You When

admin — Sun, 28 Aug 2011 05:22:29 +0000

I see you when I’m deep in my sleep
I see you when I wine and I weep
I feel you on the touch of my hand
How could you hurt me yet still manage to stand.

But, I know your still there when I look in your eyes
Your just buried beneath all of your lies
I can no longer bare to look at your face
Your just surrounded by all of your own space
Your hatred and pain all in one
Oh my God, what the hell have you become ?

By Connor Scott

Cut

admin — Sun, 28 Aug 2011 05:19:25 +0000

cut

All I want is to be ok again
Ok and happy
-no tears
-no pain
But when was I ever ok?
When did I ever not feel pain?
so long ago….
so very long ago
A time I can barely remember
A time where I had barely been born
My whole life I have felt so much pain
And it’s starting to eat me alive

I can feel it
Feel my life
Beginning to
C
R
U
M
B
L
E

And fall apart in a way
Even I can’t even control anymore
I want to cut it all away
Cut each and every bad memory
Out of my life forever
I cut – and cut- and cut
Every harsh word
Every strike
Every blow
I cut till I can’t stop anymore
Till the pain is gone
Till the suffering ends

The suffering-
My life-
I cut until it all ends….

By Julie Anne

Why Me

admin — Sun, 28 Aug 2011 05:03:59 +0000

Why me?
I can’t make it through this,
I’m alone
I’m miles away
I’m not strong enough and I’m breaking down
I don’t want sympathy
I want help

I need it
Is anybody listening?
Can you hear my silent cries for help?
I’ve been kicked to the ground and this time I can’t get up
I can’t get over this
I need to get through it but I need a hand to hold,
Some one to lead the way

Your to good for me though
I don’t deserve your help
I’m not important
You don’t understand me
Your mind isn’t clouded with darkness and shadows
You don’t know what it’s like,
But when you understand and need help

I’ll take your hand and lead you to the light
Because no one deserves this and no one cand make it on their own,
and I care
Even if you don’t.

By Mariah Hecker

A Teenage Girl

admin — Sun, 28 Aug 2011 04:50:12 +0000

Come in different shapes, come in different sizes.
I’m a teenage girl got all the surprises.
I’m amazing a supestar,
when I grow up have a super car.
BRATZ,BARBIES.ZHU-ZHU PETS
grew out of that no foolish mess.
Every weekend hanging out with the friends
“MAMA MAMA” give me money too spend.

By Hannah Atam

I Can Love Again

admin — Sun, 28 Aug 2011 04:45:58 +0000

Ur skin is like soap I use
When I take a shower it cleans the dirt and scares from the pain ,
The same way Christ cleans us all

And ur words are like a needle that put together my broken heart
So I can love again.
Ur love is so real I dont care what those haters think
Because we are one heart and we beat some,never different.
God bless me with u and every word u say is the truth.

by Cameron Maxwell

Nothing To Escape

admin — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 07:27:06 +0000

There’s nothing to escape
We hold the race you can’t turn, away no choice to stray.
Lights go off a loud boom deafens me,
Death you can’t choose fate its always too late.

As the room darkens my breath lightens trying to hold onto reality is hard for me,
Anyone gonna save me?

I can’t breath the cut was to deep,
And as I fall asleep with knowing I wasn’t gonna
Wake I write a note and set it on the sink
Saying its from me the last words I could think.

By Jazzmen Cogburn

Count again

admin — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 07:19:03 +0000

One, two, three and four
Cut again, make it sore
One, two, three and four
Bleed until it hits the floor

One, two, three and four
Broken, hurting, please no more
So when you don’t want any more pain
Say the rhyme count again

Feeling so much pain inside
the pain you try so hard to hide
You don’t listen you don’t care
You don’t notice I am even there

The count of hurt we endure
To give our hearts a stronger cure
So when you don’t want any more pain
Cut once more and count again

By Michaela Edwards

I Am Asian

admin — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 07:11:59 +0000

I like tea
That’s because I’m CHINESE
So go down on your knees
And respect the CHINESE

I have a uncle named Lee
We like white rice
Its really worth the price
Thats because I’m Asian

I solve math equations
And lead the rice invasions
And I hate raisins

By Yi Pod

A Funny Little Man

admin — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 06:50:53 +0000

THERE WAS ONCE A FUNNY LITTLE MAN,
WHO USED TO MAKE US LAUGH AND CRY.
HE IS A MAN WHO CHEERS EVERYONE,
WHEN WE ARE SAD AT TIMES.

WHENEVER SOMEONE USED TO HIT HIM,
HE ACTS LIKE CRYING.
HIS NAME SHOULD BE JOKER,
AS HE CRACKS JOKES AND MAKE US LAUGH.

ONE DAY WHILE HE WAS WALKING,
A DOG CAME AND BIT HIM.
HE RAN AND RAN AND JUMPED AND WENT,
AND THE PEOPLE LAUGHED AT HIM AND HE WAS HAPPY FOR MAKING THEM LAUGH.

-By Ashwin Hariharan

I Stay Away

admin — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 06:37:29 +0000

Today I stay away from everything that breathes today
I hold on to the light to what is left of the night
Tonight I promise to bring back the light
The light in your eyes the light air that blows through your hair
Missing you is something I can not bare
Sometimes I look in the mirror and wonder
What it might be like if I were not here
Though I loved you so I can not bear to see you go

By Elizabeth Dalessandro