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		<title>Fading Away</title>
		<link>http://www.allfunnypoems.com/missing-you-poems/fading-away/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 17:34:45 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Missing You Poems]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Left, in the blink of an eye.
The rush of fatality and loneliness reach me.
Leaving you is like ripping my heart to shreds.
The tears I cry aren’t enough to bring you back to me.
You’re fading away, you&#8217;re leaving.

For the time being, I think you’ll come back,
That you’ll wake up and be in my grasp.
I was wrong [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Left, in the blink of an eye.<br />
The rush of fatality and loneliness reach me.<br />
Leaving you is like ripping my heart to shreds.<br />
The tears I cry aren’t enough to bring you back to me.<br />
You’re fading away, you&#8217;re leaving.<br />
<span id="more-202"></span><br />
For the time being, I think you’ll come back,<br />
That you’ll wake up and be in my grasp.<br />
I was wrong again…<br />
I wish I wasn’t wrong, but I was.<br />
It hurt, I cried, I screamed,<br />
I was left me in shock.<br />
The shock that you’re gone.</p>
<p>It haunts me;<br />
I wish it was only a nightmare…<br />
But my nightmare was reality.<br />
Tears are the words I couldn’t say,<br />
So my last tear is from my heart.</p>
<p>- By Jessikah</p>
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		<title>Life Is Broken</title>
		<link>http://www.allfunnypoems.com/break-up-poems/life-is-broken/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 May 2010 17:21:19 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Break Up Poems]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This life is broken
With people taken
Heartbreaks are made
With every breath I take
People come and go
But in the end I&#8217;m still cold
By Brooke Bryant
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This life is broken<br />
With people taken<br />
Heartbreaks are made<br />
With every breath I take<br />
People come and go<br />
But in the end I&#8217;m still cold</p>
<p>By Brooke Bryant</p>
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		<title>Waiting And Waiting</title>
		<link>http://www.allfunnypoems.com/missing-you-poems/waiting-and-waiting/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2010 08:33:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Missing You Poems]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Once again,
The sun is setting,
The stars are appearing,
The moon is shining,
The birds are returning,
But,
Someone is standing,
At the door way,
Carrying a candle,
Of hope,
For your return,
Waiting and waiting…
By Tooba Kamil
Its for all those people who are waiting for the return of their loved ones..
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Once again,<br />
The sun is setting,<br />
The stars are appearing,<br />
The moon is shining,<br />
The birds are returning,<br />
But,<br />
Someone is standing,<br />
At the door way,<br />
Carrying a candle,<br />
Of hope,<br />
For your return,<br />
Waiting and waiting…</p>
<p>By Tooba Kamil<br />
Its for all those people who are waiting for the return of their loved ones..</p>
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		<title>Jack The Rat</title>
		<link>http://www.allfunnypoems.com/funny-stupid-poems/jack-the-rat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2010 08:28:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Stupid Poems]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Jack the rat
bought a hat
And on his chair
he did sat
But, alas this rat
was mighty fat
And the legs on his chair
began to crack
And crack they did
when down he fell
Down,
down,
down
Went he, to the feet
of the neighbour\’s Cat
Who wasn\’t all that fat
and didn\’t wear a hat
By Leith KIRWAN
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jack the rat<br />
bought a hat<br />
And on his chair<br />
he did sat</p>
<p>But, alas this rat<br />
was mighty fat<br />
And the legs on his chair<br />
began to crack</p>
<p>And crack they did<br />
when down he fell<br />
Down,<br />
down,<br />
down</p>
<p>Went he, to the feet<br />
of the neighbour\’s Cat<br />
Who wasn\’t all that fat<br />
and didn\’t wear a hat</p>
<p>By Leith KIRWAN</p>
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		<title>Keep Singing</title>
		<link>http://www.allfunnypoems.com/motivational-poems/keep-singing/</link>
		<comments>http://www.allfunnypoems.com/motivational-poems/keep-singing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2010 08:22:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Motivational Poems]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.allfunnypoems.com/?p=195</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Keep singing now, Before our time is done.
Dont ever stop, Where just learning about what we’ve become.
Keep on going, So we can forget about our graves.
Never give up, Let us have that feeling of being brave.
Oh my god, our time is done.
Oh my f**ken god, all of our deaths have come
By Alex
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Keep singing now, Before our time is done.<br />
Dont ever stop, Where just learning about what we’ve become.<br />
Keep on going, So we can forget about our graves.<br />
Never give up, Let us have that feeling of being brave.<br />
Oh my god, our time is done.<br />
Oh my f**ken god, all of our deaths have come</p>
<p>By Alex</p>
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		<title>One Night</title>
		<link>http://www.allfunnypoems.com/sad-poems/one-night/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 17:13:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sad Poems]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I sit alone in my room.
I wonder why you past me by.
I look left and I look right,
with tears in my eye’s.
I want to hold you tight,
but you’re not mine.
He just used me for one night.
By Belinda
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I sit alone in my room.<br />
I wonder why you past me by.<br />
I look left and I look right,<br />
with tears in my eye’s.<br />
I want to hold you tight,<br />
but you’re not mine.<br />
He just used me for one night.</p>
<p>By Belinda</p>
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		<title>I Wrote</title>
		<link>http://www.allfunnypoems.com/love-poems/i-wrote/</link>
		<comments>http://www.allfunnypoems.com/love-poems/i-wrote/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 15:35:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Love Poems]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I wrote your name in the sand,
But the WASHED washed it away.
I wrote your name in my hand ,
But I WASHED it the next day.
I wrote your name in a piece of paper,
But I accidentally THREW it away.
I wrote your name in my heart,
And FOREVER it will stay!!!
By Hillary
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wrote your name in the sand,<br />
But the WASHED washed it away.<br />
I wrote your name in my hand ,<br />
But I WASHED it the next day.<br />
I wrote your name in a piece of paper,<br />
But I accidentally THREW it away.<br />
I wrote your name in my heart,<br />
And FOREVER it will stay!!!</p>
<p>By Hillary</p>
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		<title>Love Bond</title>
		<link>http://www.allfunnypoems.com/emo-poems/love-bond/</link>
		<comments>http://www.allfunnypoems.com/emo-poems/love-bond/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 15:32:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Emo Poems]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Im sorry I cannot stay,
Stay too long will give me pain,
Never betray the world among trust,
Alot of people better than us,
Read this and dont give up,
Many many others is just enough,
To pump the bond between you and us,
LOVE
By Carlie
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Im sorry I cannot stay,<br />
Stay too long will give me pain,<br />
Never betray the world among trust,<br />
Alot of people better than us,<br />
Read this and dont give up,<br />
Many many others is just enough,<br />
To pump the bond between you and us,<br />
<strong>LOVE</strong></p>
<p>By Carlie</p>
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		<title>Kangaroo Rhyme</title>
		<link>http://www.allfunnypoems.com/short-funny-poems/kangaroo-rhyme/</link>
		<comments>http://www.allfunnypoems.com/short-funny-poems/kangaroo-rhyme/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 15:28:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Short Funny Poems]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I saw a kangaroo wearing one red shoe
I said you look funny and
He said well thank you sunny and
He hoped back to the zoo
By Emily
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I saw a kangaroo wearing one red shoe<br />
I said you look funny and<br />
He said well thank you sunny and<br />
He hoped back to the zoo</p>
<p>By Emily</p>
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		<title>Memories</title>
		<link>http://www.allfunnypoems.com/missing-you-poems/memories/</link>
		<comments>http://www.allfunnypoems.com/missing-you-poems/memories/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2010 09:05:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Missing You Poems]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I lay on my back
Staring at the ceiling
Listening to the rain
Never sounded so soothing
Gathering my thoughts
About days before
Hoping for the best
Unable to take much more
Remembering the times
When we were together
Now only in memories
I will hold you forever
By Akash
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I lay on my back<br />
Staring at the ceiling<br />
Listening to the rain<br />
Never sounded so soothing</p>
<p>Gathering my thoughts<br />
About days before<br />
Hoping for the best<br />
Unable to take much more</p>
<p>Remembering the times<br />
When we were together<br />
Now only in memories<br />
I will hold you forever</p>
<p>By Akash</p>
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