I Am Asian

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I like tea
That’s because I’m CHINESE
So go down on your knees
And respect the CHINESE

I have a uncle named Lee
We like white rice
Its really worth the price
Thats because I’m Asian
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A Funny Little Man

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THERE WAS ONCE A FUNNY LITTLE MAN,
WHO USED TO MAKE US LAUGH AND CRY.
HE IS A MAN WHO CHEERS EVERYONE,
WHEN WE ARE SAD AT TIMES.
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I Stay Away

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Today I stay away from everything that breathes today
I hold on to the light to what is left of the night
Tonight I promise to bring back the light
The light in your eyes the light air that blows through your hair
Missing you is something I can not bare
Sometimes I look in the mirror and wonder
What it might be like if I were not here
Though I loved you so I can not bear to see you go

By Elizabeth Dalessandro

Under Trees

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Under trees dark as night
Under leaves bright as white
Gives enough to fright

By Anna

Trina Is My Name

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Trina is my name
Football is my game
People go through pain
But for me I go through gain
Sometime people call me names
But I say people go rack your brain

By Trinia

Clyde

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There once was a chicken named Clyde
Who didn’t have no where to hide
The farmer got his gun
When he saw the sun
And that was the day Clyde died

By Sarah