The Old Man Of Peru
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There was an old man of Peru
Who dreamed he was eating a shoe
He woke up one night
In a terrible fright
And found it was perfectly true!
By Sylmeria
I Am Asian
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I like tea
That’s because I’m CHINESE
So go down on your knees
And respect the CHINESE
I have a uncle named Lee
We like white rice
Its really worth the price
Thats because I’m Asian
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There Once
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There once was a very annoying boy
His name was Ricky
But one day he went over the line
So now he isn’t anymore
There was another boy who was also annoying
His name was Parker
He was best friends with Ricky
One day he tried out his karate on me
Now he’s in the hospital
By Zylle
Ryan Ryan
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Ryan, Ryan Colin’s son
Ate a cow
Watch him run
Ryan was beat
Because of his eat
So Ryan went running down the street.
By Ryan
Scooby Dooby Doo
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Scooby Dooby Doo
Had a P00
Shaggy Thought It Was Chocolate
Shaggy Took A Bite
And Went All white
And that was the end of shaggy
By Mike
Man In The sky
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There once was a man in the sky,
He was flying so high,
He crashed to the ground,
With not even a sound,
And the man did indeed die
By JT Alan