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Jack The Rat

admin — Sat, 29 May 2010 08:28:28 +0000

Jack the rat
bought a hat
And on his chair
he did sat

But, alas this rat
was mighty fat
And the legs on his chair
began to crack

And crack they did
when down he fell
Down,
down,
down

Went he, to the feet
of the neighbour\’s Cat
Who wasn\’t all that fat
and didn\’t wear a hat

By Leith KIRWAN

Rockstar

admin — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 17:02:29 +0000

The Darkness falls
Throw the crowed malls
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
And the lead singer was as sick as a lobster
I took the mic and sang to the beat
I told them all to jump to there feet
Now I know to let my dreams
Fill up high and take over it

By Becky

Give Your Soul

admin — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 16:37:44 +0000

Give your soul to God
and pick up your gun,
it’s time to deal in lead
stick the gun to your head
don’t look back
for your all ready dead.

Get or Give

admin — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 18:10:06 +0000

If we all gave who would get.
But yet give not what you get.
But be careful to get but not
To give. Don’t get what you
give but be with out a get or a give..

By Shasha

Ode To The Dog

admin — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 16:27:38 +0000

Ode to the dog
That smelled like a bog

He got bit by snake
And hit by a rake

He followed all of us
And got hit by a bus

He went to a vet
And got his back set

He came home with me
And became to be

The very best dog
That smelled like a bog!

By Dylan Davis

In The Garden

admin — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 18:17:01 +0000

One night in Eden, Adam was
Away from Eve all night.
When he came home next morning
Eve was spoiling for a fight.

He patiently explained that he
Was taking inventory
Of the nocturnal animals.
She didn’t buy his story.

“Who was she?” Eve demanded,
But Adam laughed, “Tee Hee,
Eve, you know there ain’t nobody
Else but you and me!”

“Oh yes, that’s right,” she said, but that
Night, lying by His Nibs,
She quietly sat up and then
Began to count his ribs

Drive A Car

admin — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 12:53:26 +0000

Hi i just wanted to do a poem

My name is Ashlea Porter,
i drive a car.
my face is red,
i fancy a guy called ted.
i think im funny
own a fluffy bunny.

by Ashlea Porter

Stupidity Gas

admin — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 14:52:01 +0000

Stupidity is what you have
stupidity is what your momma has
yes, you could say it runs in the family
but that is just my stupidity gas….

By j-bobizzle