There was an old man of Peru
Who dreamed he was eating a shoe
He woke up one night
In a terrible fright
And found it was perfectly true!

By Sylmeria

I like tea
That’s because I’m CHINESE
So go down on your knees
And respect the CHINESE

I have a uncle named Lee
We like white rice
Its really worth the price
Thats because I’m Asian

I solve math equations
And lead the rice invasions
And I hate raisins

By Yi Pod

There once was a very annoying boy
His name was Ricky
But one day he went over the line
So now he isn’t anymore
There was another boy who was also annoying
His name was Parker
He was best friends with Ricky
One day he tried out his karate on me
Now he’s in the hospital

By Zylle

Ryan, Ryan Colin’s son
Ate a cow
Watch him run
Ryan was beat
Because of his eat
So Ryan went running down the street.

By Ryan

Scooby Dooby Doo
Had a P00
Shaggy Thought It Was Chocolate
Shaggy Took A Bite
And Went All white
And that was the end of shaggy

By Mike

There once was a man in the sky,
He was flying so high,
He crashed to the ground,
With not even a sound,
And the man did indeed die

By JT Alan

Crazy? I used to be crazy,
They’d lock me in snow white rooms,
With cold walls that made me feel hazy.

Cold, Cold the ocean is cold crabs live in the ocean,
They scuttle along the murky ocean floor,
I like a crab’s snappy motion.

Crazy? I used to be crazy,
They’d make me eat a foul smelling food,
That tasted like rotten gravy.

Food, Food cake is food icing is on a cake,
I like the bright white icing the best,
Because it makes me feel awake.

Crazy? I used to be crazy,
They’d make sure I was ok every second,
To make sure I wasn’t doing any thing too dotty or mazy.

Dotty Dotty cheetahs are dotty fur is on a cheetah,
It’s silkier than the finest silk in Arabia,
I like the feel of silk, I own a metre.

By Phoebe

Dad packs the car before the trip,
O.M.G, My make up bag!! I start to flip,
Oh common’ girl get real! he complained,
I’m not goin anywere until it is contained,

I run inside and up the steps,
Down the hall and into the depths,
Of my bright and pink,
Joyous room stink.

I look under the bed,
Where could it be? I think quitly in my head,
Oh yes! I remember now I shout,
And jump over the sofa with no doubt,
Through the cupboard,
Follow the radio corn,
Under the counter,
Through all the clothes, oh what a mounter!

Daddy Daddy I ran back to the car,
But wait, the car is now a far,
O great I scream,
Now I’ve left my vital face cream!

By Chloe

Arms are for hugging
Boys are for kissing
Sluts are for Dissing
And best friends are for
When the boy is kissing
The slut and all you really
Need is a hug !!

By Rudi Johnson

People poems amaze me
But not in a good way
All the nonsense they write
They have nothing good to say.

They don’t use proper grammar
Or proper english words
Their poems belong in toilets
Because they’re all just big turds.

By Alecia

Jack the rat
bought a hat
And on his chair
he did sat

But, alas this rat
was mighty fat
And the legs on his chair
began to crack

And crack they did
when down he fell
Down,
down,
down

Went he, to the feet
of the neighbour\’s Cat
Who wasn\’t all that fat
and didn\’t wear a hat

By Leith KIRWAN

The Darkness falls
Throw the crowed malls
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
And the lead singer was as sick as a lobster
I took the mic and sang to the beat
I told them all to jump to there feet
Now I know to let my dreams
Fill up high and take over it

By Becky

Give your soul to God
and pick up your gun,
it’s time to deal in lead
stick the gun to your head
don’t look back
for your all ready dead.

If we all gave who would get.
But yet give not what you get.
But be careful to get but not
To give. Don’t get what you
give but be with out a get or a give..

By Shasha

Ode to the dog
That smelled like a bog

He got bit by snake
And hit by a rake

He followed all of us
And got hit by a bus

He went to a vet
And got his back set

He came home with me
And became to be

The very best dog
That smelled like a bog!

By Dylan Davis