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Crazy? I used to be crazy,
They’d lock me in snow white rooms,
With cold walls that made me feel hazy.
Cold, Cold the ocean is cold crabs live in the ocean,
They scuttle along the murky ocean floor,
I like a crab’s snappy motion.
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Dad packs the car before the trip,
O.M.G, My make up bag!! I start to flip,
Oh common’ girl get real! he complained,
I’m not goin anywere until it is contained,
I run inside and up the steps,
Down the hall and into the depths,
Of my bright and pink,
Joyous room stink.
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Arms are for hugging
Boys are for kissing
Sluts are for Dissing
And best friends are for
When the boy is kissing
The slut and all you really
Need is a hug !!
By Rudi Johnson
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People poems amaze me
But not in a good way
All the nonsense they write
They have nothing good to say.
They don’t use proper grammar
Or proper english words
Their poems belong in toilets
Because they’re all just big turds.
By Alecia
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Jack the rat
bought a hat
And on his chair
he did sat
But, alas this rat
was mighty fat
And the legs on his chair
began to crack
And crack they did
when down he fell
Down,
down,
down
Went he, to the feet
of the neighbour\’s Cat
Who wasn\’t all that fat
and didn\’t wear a hat
By Leith KIRWAN
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The Darkness falls
Throw the crowed malls
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
And the lead singer was as sick as a lobster
I took the mic and sang to the beat
I told them all to jump to there feet
Now I know to let my dreams
Fill up high and take over it
By Becky