Short Funny Poems
Goblins
The goblins of the night,
they give me such a fright.
They leave about
this green slime.
I awake, oh it was
just a dream.
No need for a scream.
I look at the clock
for the time,
but it is covered
in green slime!
By Shirley Smothers
Little Fuzzy Slippers
Little fuzzy slippers are soft,
they are good,
they like it when you get out the shower,
and put your clean feet in,
when your feet go in sighs go out.
they are cool,
they are fun,
they are filled with joy,
you know your little fuzzy slippers are there to shout out.
by Faralynn
Rough and Tough
I was treated rough and very tough
Trying to get rid of me like a cough
And I always knew that wasn’t enough
Because im still here
Breathing and happily living
I wasn’t brought up as a child
That’s why my mind was always in denial
My wrong decisions never got me were I wanted
In my dreams I was haunted
Like a vicious circle
But im putting a stop
And change what I was thought and how I was brought up
Give my kids what I never got
Say what I never heard
Show the love that I never got
Give them a chance to be what they wanna be
And dream what they wanna dream.
By Erik Najera
Sitting In A Room
I was sitting in a room with pip
And i thought i could let one slip
She ate a chip
So i let one rip
And then we ate somedips…
By Joey Walkers
Funny Bunny
Oh, Funny Bunny
You Make My Day So So Sunny
If You Were The Little Moon In The Sky
I Would Say You Make The Night Sky Shine While Being Up There So High
With Those Big Mighty Ears
I doubt You Have Any Fears…
By Shaniqua
Peach and Plum
A PEACH IS A PEACH,
A PLUM IS A PLUM,
BUT A KISS ISNT A KISS WITHOUT SOME TOUGUE
SO OPEN UR MOUTH N CLOSE UR EYES
N GIVE YOUR TONGUE SOME EXERCISE!
Can Man
Eat a can
shoot your face
tell your friend
make it a race
see who wins
see who dies
see who now cries and cries..
By hoffman
Turn You Into A Cow
You don’t know when,
you don’t know how,
but when you’re not looking,
I’LL TURN YOU INTO A COW!
By Nichole
Sunshine
Let the sunshine in…
face it with a grin…..
smilers never lose….
frowners never win…
By Sierra
Sunshine
Let the sunshine in….
Face it with a grin…..
Smilers never lose…..
Frowners never win…
By Sierra