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		<title>A Funny Little Man</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jun 2011 06:50:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[THERE WAS ONCE A FUNNY LITTLE MAN, WHO USED TO MAKE US LAUGH AND CRY. HE IS A MAN WHO CHEERS EVERYONE, WHEN WE ARE SAD AT TIMES. WHENEVER SOMEONE USED TO HIT HIM, HE ACTS LIKE CRYING. HIS NAME SHOULD BE JOKER, AS HE CRACKS JOKES AND MAKE US LAUGH. ONE DAY WHILE HE [...]]]></description>
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WHO USED TO MAKE US LAUGH AND CRY.<br />
HE IS A MAN WHO CHEERS EVERYONE,<br />
WHEN WE ARE SAD AT TIMES.<br />
<span id="more-380"></span><br />
WHENEVER SOMEONE USED TO HIT HIM,<br />
HE ACTS LIKE CRYING.<br />
HIS NAME SHOULD BE JOKER,<br />
AS HE CRACKS JOKES AND MAKE US LAUGH.</p>
<p>ONE DAY WHILE HE WAS WALKING,<br />
A DOG CAME AND BIT HIM.<br />
HE RAN AND RAN AND JUMPED AND WENT,<br />
AND THE PEOPLE LAUGHED AT HIM AND HE WAS HAPPY FOR MAKING THEM LAUGH.</p>
<p>-By Ashwin Hariharan</p>
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		<title>Under Trees</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jun 2011 06:23:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Under trees dark as night Under leaves bright as white Gives enough to fright By Anna]]></description>
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Under leaves bright as white<br />
Gives enough to fright</p>
<p>By Anna</p>
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		<title>Trina Is My Name</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jun 2011 06:19:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Trina is my name Football is my game People go through pain But for me I go through gain Sometime people call me names But I say people go rack your brain By Trinia]]></description>
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Football is my game<br />
People go through pain<br />
But for me I go through gain<br />
Sometime people call me names<br />
But I say people go rack your brain</p>
<p>By Trinia</p>
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		<title>Clyde</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jun 2011 06:15:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There once was a chicken named Clyde Who didn&#8217;t have no where to hide The farmer got his gun When he saw the sun And that was the day Clyde died By Sarah]]></description>
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Who didn&#8217;t have no where to hide<br />
The farmer got his gun<br />
When he saw the sun<br />
And that was the day Clyde died</p>
<p>By Sarah</p>
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		<title>Goodnight Kiss</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2011 17:24:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I ran up the door, Opened the stairs. Said my pajamas And put on my prayers. I turned off my bed, Tumbled into my light. And all because He kissed me GOODNIGHT. By Michelle Heftl]]></description>
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Opened the stairs.<br />
Said my pajamas<br />
And put on my prayers.<br />
I turned off my bed,<br />
Tumbled into my light.<br />
And all because<br />
He kissed me<br />
GOODNIGHT.</p>
<p>By Michelle Heftl</p>
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		<title>Secret Game</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2011 17:23:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[He&#8217;ll never know of my shame About that secret game. The one that involves Me and him And a few of our friends you see. Now I think What a shame &#8216;Cuz I lost at my secret game By Michelle Haftl]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="fblike" style="height:auto; height:35px; overflow:hidden;"><iframe src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.allfunnypoems.com%2Fshort-funny-poems%2Fsecret-game%2F&amp;layout=button_count&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;font=arial&amp;colorscheme=light" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" allow Transparency="true" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px;"></iframe></div><p>He&#8217;ll never know of my shame<br />
About that secret game.<br />
The one that involves<br />
Me and him<br />
And a few of our friends you see.<br />
Now I think<br />
What a shame<br />
&#8216;Cuz I lost at my secret game</p>
<p>By Michelle Haftl</p>
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		<title>She Is Always There</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2011 05:56:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My best friend will never care What I do with my hair But I know she will always be there A real best friend will always share And try to patch up life&#8217;s tare When I feel alone She will talk to me on the phone When I cry Or when I feel shy She [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="fblike" style="height:auto; height:35px; overflow:hidden;"><iframe src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.allfunnypoems.com%2Fshort-funny-poems%2Fshe-is-always-there%2F&amp;layout=button_count&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;font=arial&amp;colorscheme=light" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" allow Transparency="true" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px;"></iframe></div><p>My best friend will never care<br />
What I do with my hair<br />
But I know she will always be there<br />
A real best friend will always share<br />
And try to patch up life&#8217;s tare</p>
<p>When I feel alone<br />
She will talk to me on the phone<br />
When I cry<br />
Or when I feel shy<br />
She is always there<br />
And always will care<br />
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When I am afraid<br />
Like a maid<br />
She cleans up the fear<br />
And pulls it by the ear<br />
She looks my enemy in the eye<br />
And will never tell me a lie</p>
<p>She is my angle from above<br />
Always cares in sisterly love<br />
When my parents divorce hit me hard<br />
When I was crying in her yard<br />
She was there<br />
And she did care</p>
<p>When I am an outcast<br />
She reacts fast<br />
She lets me in<br />
Overlooks my sin<br />
I only hope<br />
Because without her I could never cope</p>
<p>She knows I love her like a sister<br />
And she will always come before any Mr.<br />
When she will cry<br />
I will dry<br />
Her tears<br />
Make her forget her fears<br />
Not care what she wears<br />
Fix every tare</p>
<p>Be with her when she&#8217;s alone<br />
Call he on the phone<br />
Be a light<br />
In the darkness of the world&#8217;s fight<br />
Together<br />
We will overcome forever</p>
<p>By Catherine</p>
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		<title>Money Or Mother</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Dec 2010 16:28:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once there was a girl who was about 12 and had all the money in the world I went over to her house and asked her who she loved the most money or her mother She said that’s easy money I asked her if she was crazy She said “No” so I just went on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="fblike" style="height:auto; height:35px; overflow:hidden;"><iframe src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.allfunnypoems.com%2Fshort-funny-poems%2Fmoney-or-mother%2F&amp;layout=button_count&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;font=arial&amp;colorscheme=light" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" allow Transparency="true" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px;"></iframe></div><p>Once there was a girl who was about 12 and had all the money in the world<br />
I went over to her house and asked her who she loved the most<br />
money or her mother<br />
She said that’s easy money<br />
I asked her if she was crazy<br />
She said “No” so I just went on my way<br />
<span id="more-303"></span><br />
Next month I came back to her house and asked her the same question<br />
But this time she said her mother<br />
I asked her what made her change her mind<br />
And she said “my mommy never made the tax collecters come and take away all my money”</p>
<p>By Anonymous<br />
&#8221; You could have all the money in the world and never be happy<br />
 You could have a small poor family that loves you and have all the happy in the world &#8220;</p>
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		<title>Once There Was A Girl</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Oct 2010 09:28:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once there was a girl who was about 12 and had all the money in the world I went over to her house and asked her who she loved the most Money or her mother She said that’s easy money I asked her if she was crazy She said “no” so I just went on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="fblike" style="height:auto; height:35px; overflow:hidden;"><iframe src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.allfunnypoems.com%2Fshort-funny-poems%2Fonce-there-was-a-girl%2F&amp;layout=button_count&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;font=arial&amp;colorscheme=light" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" allow Transparency="true" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px;"></iframe></div><p>Once there was a girl who was about 12 and had all the money in the world<br />
I went over to her house and asked her who she loved the most<br />
Money or her mother<br />
She said that’s easy money<br />
I asked her if she was crazy<br />
She said “no” so I just went on my way<br />
<span id="more-280"></span><br />
Next month I came back to her house and asked her the same question<br />
But this time she said her mother<br />
I asked her what made her change her mind<br />
And she said “my mommy never made the tax collecters come and take away all my money”</p>
<p>By Demon</p>
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		<title>Who You Screw</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Oct 2010 06:50:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Roses are red Violets are blue STD are contagious So watch who you screw By Dustierose]]></description>
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Violets are blue<br />
STD are contagious<br />
So watch who you screw</p>
<p>By Dustierose</p>
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		<title>Kangaroo Rhyme</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 15:28:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I saw a kangaroo wearing one red shoe I said you look funny and He said well thank you sunny and He hoped back to the zoo By Emily]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="fblike" style="height:auto; height:35px; overflow:hidden;"><iframe src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.allfunnypoems.com%2Fshort-funny-poems%2Fkangaroo-rhyme%2F&amp;layout=button_count&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;font=arial&amp;colorscheme=light" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" allow Transparency="true" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px;"></iframe></div><p>I saw a kangaroo wearing one red shoe<br />
I said you look funny and<br />
He said well thank you sunny and<br />
He hoped back to the zoo</p>
<p>By Emily</p>
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		<title>April Fool</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2010 08:22:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cats are cool, They sometimes play wool, They can see in the dark, But they cannot bark, If you feel like a tool, Then it’s April Fool! By Sunshine]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="fblike" style="height:auto; height:35px; overflow:hidden;"><iframe src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.allfunnypoems.com%2Fshort-funny-poems%2Fapril-fool%2F&amp;layout=button_count&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;font=arial&amp;colorscheme=light" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" allow Transparency="true" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px;"></iframe></div><p>Cats are cool,<br />
They sometimes play wool,<br />
They can see in the dark,<br />
But they cannot bark,<br />
If you feel like a tool,<br />
Then it’s April Fool!</p>
<p>By Sunshine</p>
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		<title>Goblins</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 16:18:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The goblins of the night, they give me such a fright. They leave about this green slime. I awake, oh it was just a dream. No need for a scream. I look at the clock for the time, but it is covered in green slime! By Shirley Smothers]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="fblike" style="height:auto; height:35px; overflow:hidden;"><iframe src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.allfunnypoems.com%2Fshort-funny-poems%2Fgoblins%2F&amp;layout=button_count&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;font=arial&amp;colorscheme=light" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" allow Transparency="true" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px;"></iframe></div><p>The goblins of the night,<br />
they give me such a fright.<br />
They leave about<br />
this green slime.</p>
<p>I awake, oh it was<br />
just a dream.<br />
No need for a scream.</p>
<p>I look at the clock<br />
for the time,<br />
but it is covered<br />
in green slime!</p>
<p>By Shirley Smothers</p>
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		<title>Little Fuzzy Slippers</title>
		<link>http://www.allfunnypoems.com/short-funny-poems/little-fuzzy-slippers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Dec 2008 07:19:37 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Short Funny Poems]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Little fuzzy slippers are soft, they are good, they like it when you get out the shower, and put your clean feet in, when your feet go in sighs go out. they are cool, they are fun, they are filled with joy, you know your little fuzzy slippers are there to shout out. by Faralynn]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="fblike" style="height:auto; height:35px; overflow:hidden;"><iframe src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.allfunnypoems.com%2Fshort-funny-poems%2Flittle-fuzzy-slippers%2F&amp;layout=button_count&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;font=arial&amp;colorscheme=light" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" allow Transparency="true" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px;"></iframe></div><p>Little fuzzy slippers are soft,<br />
they are good,<br />
they like it when you get out the shower,<br />
and put your clean feet in,<br />
when your feet go in sighs go out.<br />
they are cool,<br />
they are fun,<br />
they are filled with joy,<br />
you know your little fuzzy slippers are there to shout out.</p>
<p>by Faralynn</p>
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		<title>Rough and Tough</title>
		<link>http://www.allfunnypoems.com/short-funny-poems/rough-and-tough/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2008 03:42:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Short Funny Poems]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I was treated rough and very tough Trying to get rid of me like a cough And I always knew that wasn’t enough Because im still here Breathing and happily living I wasn’t brought up as a child That’s why my mind was always in denial My wrong decisions never got me were I wanted [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="fblike" style="height:auto; height:35px; overflow:hidden;"><iframe src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.allfunnypoems.com%2Fshort-funny-poems%2Frough-and-tough%2F&amp;layout=button_count&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;font=arial&amp;colorscheme=light" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" allow Transparency="true" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px;"></iframe></div><p>I was treated rough and very tough<br />
Trying to get rid of me like a cough<br />
And I always knew that wasn’t enough<br />
Because im still here<br />
Breathing and happily living<br />
I wasn’t brought up as a child<br />
That’s why my mind was always in denial<br />
My wrong decisions never got me were I wanted<br />
In my dreams I was haunted<br />
Like a vicious circle<br />
But im putting a stop<br />
And change what I was thought and how I was brought up<br />
Give my kids what I never got<br />
Say what I never heard<br />
Show the love that I never got<br />
Give them a chance to be what they wanna be<br />
And dream what they wanna dream.</p>
<p>By Erik Najera </p>
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