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My best friend will never care
What I do with my hair
But I know she will always be there
A real best friend will always share
And try to patch up life’s tare
When I feel alone
She will talk to me on the phone
When I cry
Or when I feel shy
She is always there
And always will care
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Once there was a girl who was about 12 and had all the money in the world
I went over to her house and asked her who she loved the most
money or her mother
She said that’s easy money
I asked her if she was crazy
She said “No” so I just went on my way
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Once there was a girl who was about 12 and had all the money in the world
I went over to her house and asked her who she loved the most
Money or her mother
She said that’s easy money
I asked her if she was crazy
She said “no” so I just went on my way
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
STD are contagious
So watch who you screw
By Dustierose
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I saw a kangaroo wearing one red shoe
I said you look funny and
He said well thank you sunny and
He hoped back to the zoo
By Emily
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Cats are cool,
They sometimes play wool,
They can see in the dark,
But they cannot bark,
If you feel like a tool,
Then it’s April Fool!
By Sunshine