Short Funny Poems
Sunshine
Let the sunshine in…
face it with a grin…..
smilers never lose….
frowners never win…
By Sierra
Sunshine
Let the sunshine in….
Face it with a grin…..
Smilers never lose…..
Frowners never win…
By Sierra
The Car
Dad packs the car before the trip,
O.M.G, My make up bag!! I start to flip,
Oh common’ girl get real! he complained,
Im not going anywhere untill it is contained,
I run inside and up the steps,
down the hall and into the depths,
of my bright and pink,
joy our room stink.
I look under the bed,
where could it be? i think quietly in my head,
Oh yes! i remember now i shout,
and jump over the sofa with no doubt,
through the cupboard,
follow the radio corn,
under the counter,
through all the clothes, oh what a mounter!
Daddy Daddy I ran back to the car,
but wait, the car is now a far,
O great I scream,
now i ‘ve left my vital face cream!
By Chloe
Roses Are Red
roses are red
violets are blue
if i had your head
i would live in a zoo..
By jamie
Let Me Beg
Shave my legs shave my legs
Even though it’s kind of hairy
Like my uncle Gary
Please don’t let me beg
By DchavarinF
A Bird
A bird soaring high
i look in the sky
it craps in my eye..
By Lucas
Arms Are For Hugging
Arms are for hugging,
Boys are for kissing,
Sluts are for Dissing,
And best friends are for
When the boy is kissing
The slut and all you really
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Respect Me
R.E.S.P.E.C.T me and Leslie put it on the wall.
First came the R then the E that hot glue was getting on me.
Then came the S and then P and E and C and T.WooHoo we are through.
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