April Fool

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Cats are cool,
They sometimes play wool,
They can see in the dark,
But they cannot bark,
If you feel like a tool,
Then it’s April Fool!

By Sunshine

Goblins

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The goblins of the night,
they give me such a fright.
They leave about
this green slime.

I awake, oh it was
just a dream.
No need for a scream.

I look at the clock
for the time,
but it is covered
in green slime!

By Shirley Smothers

Little Fuzzy Slippers

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Little fuzzy slippers are soft,
they are good,
they like it when you get out the shower,
and put your clean feet in,
when your feet go in sighs go out.
they are cool,
they are fun,
they are filled with joy,
you know your little fuzzy slippers are there to shout out.

by Faralynn

Rough and Tough

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I was treated rough and very tough
Trying to get rid of me like a cough
And I always knew that wasn’t enough
Because im still here
Breathing and happily living
I wasn’t brought up as a child
That’s why my mind was always in denial
My wrong decisions never got me were I wanted
In my dreams I was haunted
Like a vicious circle
But im putting a stop
And change what I was thought and how I was brought up
Give my kids what I never got
Say what I never heard
Show the love that I never got
Give them a chance to be what they wanna be
And dream what they wanna dream.

By Erik Najera

Sitting In A Room

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I was sitting in a room with pip
And i thought i could let one slip
She ate a chip
So i let one rip
And then we ate somedips…

By Joey Walkers

Funny Bunny

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Oh, Funny Bunny
You Make My Day So So Sunny
If You Were The Little Moon In The Sky
I Would Say You Make The Night Sky Shine While Being Up There So High
With Those Big Mighty Ears
I doubt You Have Any Fears…

By Shaniqua