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		<title>A Teenage Girl</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Aug 2011 04:50:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Come in different shapes, come in different sizes. I&#8217;m a teenage girl got all the surprises. I&#8217;m amazing a supestar, when I grow up have a super car. BRATZ,BARBIES.ZHU-ZHU PETS grew out of that no foolish mess. Every weekend hanging out with the friends “MAMA MAMA” give me money too spend. By Hannah Atam]]></description>
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I&#8217;m a teenage girl got all the surprises.<br />
I&#8217;m amazing a supestar,<br />
when I grow up have a super car.<br />
BRATZ,BARBIES.ZHU-ZHU PETS<br />
grew out of that no foolish mess.<br />
Every weekend hanging out with the friends<br />
“MAMA MAMA” give me money too spend.</p>
<p>By Hannah Atam</p>
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		<title>I Stay Away</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jun 2011 06:37:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today I stay away from everything that breathes today I hold on to the light to what is left of the night Tonight I promise to bring back the light The light in your eyes the light air that blows through your hair Missing you is something I can not bare Sometimes I look in [...]]]></description>
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I hold on to the light to what is left of the night<br />
Tonight I promise to bring back the light<br />
The light in your eyes the light air that blows through your hair<br />
Missing you is something I can not bare<br />
Sometimes I look in the mirror and wonder<br />
What it might be like if I were not here<br />
Though I loved you so I can not bear to see you go</p>
<p>By Elizabeth Dalessandro</p>
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		<title>I Reap Your Soul</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2011 17:19:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I reap your soul, I feed off your life, I am a demon of the night. I am the reflection in your eyes, The pain in your heart, I am who you are. Fall unto me I will catch you in eternity. Burn now, burn forever, Look at me and we will burn together. In [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="fblike" style="height:auto; height:35px; overflow:hidden;"><iframe src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.allfunnypoems.com%2Fweird-poems%2Fi-reap-your-soul%2F&amp;layout=button_count&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;font=arial&amp;colorscheme=light" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" allow Transparency="true" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px;"></iframe></div><p>I reap your soul,<br />
I feed off your life,<br />
I am a demon of the night.<br />
I am the reflection in your eyes,<br />
The pain in your heart,<br />
I am who you are.<br />
Fall unto me I will catch you in eternity.<br />
Burn now, burn forever,<br />
Look at me and we will burn together.<br />
In the end when all I hear are you screams of pain<br />
I will show you no mercy</p>
<p>By Andy Mittleman</p>
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		<title>My Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Mar 2011 08:30:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I got a life to die A sea fish to fry I got legs to walk And a mouth born to talk I got a car to wash And a wooden door to pass I got a tv to watch And my grandpa&#8217;s old watch I still got some dress to wear And two eyes [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="fblike" style="height:auto; height:35px; overflow:hidden;"><iframe src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.allfunnypoems.com%2Fweird-poems%2Fmy-life%2F&amp;layout=button_count&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;font=arial&amp;colorscheme=light" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" allow Transparency="true" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px;"></iframe></div><p>I got a life to die<br />
A sea fish to fry<br />
I got legs to walk<br />
And a mouth born to talk<br />
I got a car to wash<br />
And a wooden door to pass<br />
I got a tv to watch<br />
And my grandpa&#8217;s old watch<br />
I still got some dress to wear<br />
And two eyes to stare</p>
<p>But still my life lacks sumthin!!<br />
Hmm and I have been thinkin!! what am I singin??<br />
<span id="more-341"></span><br />
It&#8217;s the girl down the lane<br />
She causes so much pain<br />
I feel so crazy<br />
And by the way her name is daisy<br />
Haha its a funny name<br />
And she&#8217;s a fan of eminem<br />
But she&#8217;s got my heart<br />
Which she squeezes so hard!!</p>
<p>Sometimes I feel she sees me<br />
And yeah! maybe she knows me<br />
When I see her I want her to be mine!<br />
Oops that&#8217;s selfish let she be happy till end of my time!<br />
I know this is stupid!!<br />
Works of that little cupid!<br />
Who made me fell in love<br />
With his stupid looking bow!<br />
Ok! I am gonna stop<br />
Because you saw what I got</p>
<p>Hehehe I love her<br />
She&#8217;s my mind&#8217;s ruler!!<br />
And I am gonna tell it to her tomorrow<br />
Doesn&#8217;t matter even if it brings me sorrow!! love yeah love!! love!!<br />
I damn loving her!! hahahahahah</p>
<p>By jhonsondhas</p>
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		<title>Heroin</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Oct 2010 07:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Youre my on type of drug, Not a deadly one, A helping one, One Im too addicted too, To let go, Youre the thing that keeps me breathing, And alive, Smiling, And, Happy BY Jessicarr]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="fblike" style="height:auto; height:35px; overflow:hidden;"><iframe src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.allfunnypoems.com%2Fweird-poems%2Fheroin%2F&amp;layout=button_count&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;font=arial&amp;colorscheme=light" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" allow Transparency="true" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px;"></iframe></div><p>Youre my on type of drug,<br />
Not a deadly one,<br />
A helping one,<br />
One Im too addicted too,<br />
To let go,<br />
Youre the thing that keeps me breathing,<br />
And alive,<br />
Smiling,<br />
And,<br />
Happy</p>
<p>BY Jessicarr</p>
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		<title>Boy Called Ben</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 13:02:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was a young boy called ben Who started coughing up flem When everyone saw him do it They started to chew it That poor young boy called ben By CJ]]></description>
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Who started coughing up flem<br />
When everyone saw him do it<br />
They started to chew it<br />
That poor young boy called ben</p>
<p>By CJ</p>
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		<title>Baby Got Back</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2008 03:34:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Of these poems are really g*y. so is this one me and alex say. we sit here forever thinking what to say. nothing comes to mind. except for your fat behind(: so go for a jog, or maybe even a run. as we watch your bum shine in the sun. go take a crap and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="fblike" style="height:auto; height:35px; overflow:hidden;"><iframe src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.allfunnypoems.com%2Fweird-poems%2Fbaby-got-back%2F&amp;layout=button_count&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;font=arial&amp;colorscheme=light" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" allow Transparency="true" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px;"></iframe></div><p>Of these poems are really g*y.<br />
so is this one me and alex say.<br />
we sit here forever thinking what to say.<br />
nothing comes to mind.<br />
except for your fat behind(:<br />
so go for a jog, or maybe even a run.<br />
as we watch your bum shine in the sun.<br />
go take a crap and tell me when your done.<br />
cant fit on the toliet? well maybe it cause you have such a fat bum.<br />
we shun on your fat, CAUSE BABY GOT BACK!<br />
loose some waight , you might have a panic attack.so go work on that six pack.<br />
looking at your flab makes me wanna hack.<br />
holy mother of pearl thats a hairy crack.<br />
you need to shave your ugly back.<br />
go back to your shack with your a billion cats.<br />
theres many rats in your hats.<br />
i think we should go.<br />
lay off the ho hos. mother fofo(:</p>
<p>By briana &#038; alex (: </p>
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		<title>The Sky</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 13:30:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I looked at the sky Watched the birds fly by I looked at the plane Watched it sore around like blood in a vain I saw a fist coming right at me Then i saw the ground And ants trying to carry me.. by Melody Marzouca]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="fblike" style="height:auto; height:35px; overflow:hidden;"><iframe src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.allfunnypoems.com%2Fweird-poems%2Fthe-sky%2F&amp;layout=button_count&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;font=arial&amp;colorscheme=light" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" allow Transparency="true" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px;"></iframe></div><p>I looked at the sky<br />
Watched the birds fly by<br />
I looked at the plane<br />
Watched it sore around<br />
like blood in a vain<br />
I saw a fist coming right at me<br />
Then i saw the ground<br />
And ants trying to carry me..</p>
<p>by Melody Marzouca</p>
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		<title>Loves Bananas</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:49:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Banana nut butt is his name playing with bananas is his game he loves bananas and he has yellow bandanas he has lots of friends with him the fun never ends so come hang out with us our hearts are full of trust.. By M. C. Hiller]]></description>
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playing with bananas is his game<br />
he loves bananas<br />
and he has yellow bandanas<br />
he has lots of friends<br />
with him the fun never ends<br />
so come hang out with us<br />
our hearts are full of trust..</p>
<p>By M. C. Hiller</p>
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		<title>Hairy</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 14:11:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think its very hairy I think its getting hard I think its very bounce And what is the bagy thing Its flopping all around Well if u guessed its a Spider on my arm. By Chad]]></description>
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I think its getting hard<br />
I think its very bounce<br />
And what is the bagy thing<br />
Its flopping all around<br />
Well if u guessed its a<br />
Spider on my arm.</p>
<p>By Chad</p>
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