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Baby Got Back

admin — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 03:34:03 +0000

Of these poems are really g*y.
“so is this one” me and alex say.
we sit here forever thinking what to say.
nothing comes to mind.
except for your fat behind(:
so go for a jog, or maybe even a run.
as we watch your bum shine in the sun.
go take a crap and tell me when your done.
can’t fit on the toliet? well maybe it cause you have such a fat bum.
we shun on your fat, CAUSE BABY GOT BACK!
loose some waight , you might have a panic attack.so go work on that six pack.
looking at your flab makes me wanna hack.
holy mother of pearl thats a hairy crack.
you need to shave your ugly back.
go back to your shack with your a billion cats.
theres many rats in your hats.
i think we should go.
lay off the ho hos. mother fofo(:

By briana & alex (:

The Sky

admin — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 13:30:16 +0000

I looked at the sky
Watched the birds fly by
I looked at the plane
Watched it sore around
like blood in a vain
I saw a fist coming right at me
Then i saw the ground
And ants trying to carry me..

by Melody Marzouca

Loves Bananas

admin — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 11:49:55 +0000

Banana nut butt is his name
playing with bananas is his game
he loves bananas
and he has yellow bandanas
he has lots of friends
with him the fun never ends
so come hang out with us
our hearts are full of trust..

By M. C. Hiller

Hairy

admin — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 14:11:15 +0000

I think its very hairy
I think its getting hard
I think its very bounce
And what is the bagy thing
Its flopping all around
Well if u guessed it’s a
Spider on my arm.

By Chad